"Psst, my name is a secret remember? Why are you introducing me as if I'm some kind of endangered species. I was in a rush, anyways."
"Psst you back, you're always in a rush from all your jobs."
"Sorry."
"A uniform must be prim and proper!"
"I know, I know. I will make it up to you."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You said it. Then you owe me ice cream with-"
"The usual sprinkles, okay got it."
"You know me so well Li-"
"-sten. Y-yes I'm listening."
"Oh, where are my manners? Dear viewers, I am William. The director, Click, has given me the pleasure to host this Q&A. Without further ado, he is ..."
"..."
"Man in red, MIR for short."
"..."
"Heh. Well as I mentioned earlier, MIR has lots of part-time jobs. Care to share?"
"I don't mind. There's car repairs, plumbing, carpentry-"
"Such a handyman."
"I'm not even done yet."
"Oh MIR, you must maximise your charms as an engima. Spoon feeding the viewers with information so easily is a no-no."
"What? Then what's the point of this Q&A?"
"An effective Q&A answers with minimum information. From the list of jobs you mentioned earlier, the viewers will then infer the cause of the stains."
"... By that logic I suppose we are done with the Q&A."
"Yes by leaving it to their imaginations-"
"The stains are from repairing the cars. Those leaking petrol oil got to me. It's my bad though, I should have taken off my jacket prior the repair."
"..."
"Unfortunately the stain won't come off no matter how many times I washed it. Otherwise, the jacket is still in good condition so I'm wearing it."
*Sigh*
"But that's MIR for you, tying up all loose ends. "
"Thank you for reading and look forward to Dylan's Q&A next!
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